Is This The Worst Alien Autopsy Video Ever?

Bad makeup can be worse than death

There have been a number of "alien autopsy" videos that have been made over the years. They're all crap, to be honest, but I think this video is the worst alien autopsy video I've ever seen. The good part is that this automatically also makes it the funniest.  The one I saw was uploaded to YouTube by "kodyro." I don't know who made it, and "kodyro" didn't say. The only description added by "kodyro" was this: "Another possibly fake alien autopsy."

Look, I'm open-minded to the possibility of intelligent extraterrestrials visiting our planet. That means, of course, that I have to be open to the idea of one of those alien visitors dying one way or another and ending up in an autopsy room. Even so, the many videos (who knows how many?) that claim to be recordings of extraterrestrial autopsies have one thing in common: Cheesiness. Bad lighting. Shaky camera work. Black and white, grainy. That includes the infamous "Roswell Alien Autopsy," which has all of the same characteristics of a bad fake autopsy video.

Another feature that bad alien autopsy videos have in common: They are believed by people who are incapable of critical thinking and are, to be blunt, just plain stupid.  "Possibly fake," wrote kodyro.  Possibly?

Let's break it down. Why would the "alien" have nipples? Are we to believe that this "alien" is a mammal, as humans are?

Would a creature from an entirely different ecosphere have mammary glands identical to ours? Mammary glands, no less, that are placed exactly in the same place as they would be on a human?

Watch the "alien autopsy" here, then watch an actual autopsy of a murder victim in the video further down.  How probable is it that a being from another planet would have an exact (a) human appearance, (b) feet identical to that of a five-toed human, (c) and a really cheesy latex mask that was not cut well near the ears?

Third, about the ears on the "alien": which looks to a human ear.

While we're on the head, the supposed fetus that the supposed doctor removes from the supposed alien's skull is really over the top.

This is just ridiculous. I must admit, though, that the "alien fetus" looks pretty good in blurry, grainy, poorly lit black and white.

Another signal of fakery is the fact that the video conveniently goes blurry at critical moments, such as close up shots of the "autopsy."

The next video a real autopsy by forensic medical examiners. Notice the high quality of the camera, lighting, commentary, and so on. Contrast this to the "alien autopsy" videos you've seen.

httpv://youtu.be/udi8IpP3Uy8

Let's use a little bit of critical thinking. Suppose you were making a video of an actual alien autopsy, which would obviously be huge news. Would you decide to record it in black and white, with a really shitty camera, poor lighting, no tripod and no microphone for commentary from the doctor?  You would not.

Perhaps most disturbing is the apparent gullibility and stupidity of some of the people who commented on the video.

Commenter "awesomeart4" wrote, "This was extremely creepy. Is that guy really dead!?!?!" Good Lord, awesomeart4, do you really believe that they used a real body for this video?

A commenter called "TheGarcia350" wrote, "eww is that guy really dead....cool tatoo though." Did Garcia350 really wonder whether this was a live person?

Watch for yourself. Have a good chuckle. Videos like this one are fun as entertainment, but only if you have more brains within your cranium than this "alien" did.